Why say one thing when you can say the opposite… at the same time? The Free Contradictions Tee is your wearable paradox: bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get double-takes (and maybe triple laughs). It’s the perfect shirt for anyone who loves irony as much as comfort.
The design says “Free!” but the tag says “$1.00”—because sometimes life just doesn’t add up. And that’s the joke. Slip this tee on, and you’re not just wearing a shirt—you’re making a statement that contradicts itself before breakfast.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or your most confusing hot/cold beverage order. Either way, this shirt is always right… and wrong.
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
