Free Contradictions Tee
Free Contradictions Tee
The design says “Free!” but the tag says “$1.00”—because sometimes life just doesn’t add up. And that’s the joke. Slip this tee on, and you’re not just wearing a shirt—you’re making a statement that contradicts itself before breakfast.
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T-shirt Quality
T-shirt Quality
Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton. Unisex fit, soft and lived-in from the first wear, a little heavier and more durable than your average tee, and garment-dyed for that signature washed look. True to size. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
- Wash cold with like colors.
- Turn it inside out before washing.
- Use a gentle detergent.
- Wash separately the first time.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- No bleach or fabric softeners.
- Don't iron directly on the graphic.
Good Things Take Time, But Not Forever
Good Things Take Time, But Not Forever
Free shipping on orders over $85. Orders ship within 7 days, with USPS delivery 2–5 days after that.
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